Miscellaneous Quotes

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.

I decided to burn a lot of calories today… I set fire to a fat kid that lives on my street!!

General Jokes

A lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.

Lion
Tags: Wife Jokes

How do you make a pool table laugh?Tickle it’s balls.

Pool Table Balls
Sports Jokes

3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.
1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

World Cup
Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes