Here are some of the awesome status for WhatsApp. Best Or Not, But I Do Really Like The Below Mentioned Ones. Hope You Guys Will Like At least Few Of Them. Weird is a side effect of awesomeness/ being awesome.
- Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
- If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
- If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
- Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.
- Waiting for the Wi-Fi network.
- Your WhatsApp status says online, If your online then why aren’t you texting me!
- I am not questioning your honor. I am denying its existence.
- Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.
- I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
- My girlfriend is like my iPad… I don’t have an iPad.
- Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
- Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
- The door is open for you to come in and out of my life. But don’t stand in front of the gate.
- Life is too short. Don’t waste it, downloading Apps on your Android phone.
- Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
- I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
- Ignore me while you can. Because after a while, I’ll stop giving a damn.
- May my enemies live a long life to see my Success.
- Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless
- Consistent carelessness leads to persistent Failure.
- The eyes are useless when the mind is blind
- If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
- If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
- She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face!
- The longer the title the less important the job.
- If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a French cat.
- Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.
- I wish! I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
- Always remember you are “Unique”, just like everybody else.
- Tip to avoid car insurance, Join Facebook and never leave home.
- Good morning…let the stress begin.
- Q is just O with a cigar.
- I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition.
- Xcuse me! I found something under my shoes, oh! it's your Attitude.
- Second chances are for losers, either we do it in the first place or leave it for others.
- Fun is like life insurance. The older you get, the more it costs.
- Tried to lose weight, But it keeps finding me.
- Sleep till you’re hungry and, Eat till you’re sleepy.
- Roses are red Sky is blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
- My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
- My Game, My Rules, My Place, Wanna play it?
- Awesome ends with me ugly starts with you.
- You can disturb me now, I’m available.
- Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. (Yes, It’s Harvey’s dialogue. )
- Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.
- Don’t expect anything from anyone and you’ll never be disappointed.
- If you’re being ignored, that’s a good time to concentrate on finding yourself and creating your own mystery.
- You can disturb me….. I’m available.
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